Forget the small matter of a Y chromosome. There’s something else waaaay more crucial that distinguishes men from women: cushions. In a 2015 survey of the 50 things that most baffle men about women, having so many scatter cushions was right up there (along with why women go to the toilet in pairs). But more recent research has revealed a startling turn of events – despite their incredulity at the whole girl cushion thing, 54 per cent of men now admit to buying cushions themselves. Man cushions, no doubt (reckon camo print or tiger pattern like this @huntandhope cushion, bottom right, should do it without depleting testosterone levels). How many cushions do you own? I think I may be nearing a million.
Martha, The Colour File x